tiger prey: aimee grubbs

you know, I didn't know until this morning that 3 — and now I see, four! — Tiger Woods mistresses have emerged. one of the perils of using the bbc and new york times as your primary news sources. anyway, making up for lost time, I present a new blog of want series: "tiger prey: the tiger woods mistresses".

first up:



and that's a pretty solid: meh

taryn simon

taryn simon is a strikingly beautiful photographer who takes interesting pictures and uses tedious academic jargon.



this photo is attributed to her, but I'm not sure if she is in the photo or not:



for her lecture on photographs of secret sites, see this ted lecture:

taryn simon photographs secret sites

susan atkins

susan atkins died today. she was definitely the most wantable of the manson girls:



well, that is, if you don't count sharon tate.

but a life of evil will take its toll:



appropriately she died of brain cancer. but a funny technicality. she made what to all accounts was a sincere conversion to christianity a number of years ago. so there's a good chance she's in heaven right now (if you go in for that sort of thing.)

looking at some of her old photos, i wonder if the world would have been any better served if she had just finished high school, gone to some state college, and ended up a housewife in some orange county suburb.

hannah giles

hannah giles is either a 20 year old college student who became interested in acting as a prostitute for right-wing media outlets or a 20 year-old prostitute who sometimes shows up for class. either way, she's hot. and not afraid to do kinky, depraved things in front of a camera.

mariah carey

haven't wanted but all of the sudden I can't get enough of mariah carey.



I predict she's going to be hot until she's at least 60.



and, no, I still can't name one of her songs.

li'l kim

is li'l kim the sexiest woman alive? that's what I've been thinking the last couple days.

sandra tsing loh

regular readers of this blog are probably aware by now of my attraction to women of a certain age. sandra tsing loh fits squarely in this category. it probably helps that she's of that generation of women, coming of age in the Reagan era, whose natural beauty and appeal was so totally ruined by the awful tastes and fashions of that era that, by comparison, they look even hotter now that a more rational aesthetic has prevailed. or maybe I've just been burned by too many girls my own age who didn't really know what they wanted.

anyway, smart, foul-mouthed, middle-aged, asian and sexy, sandra tsing loh is everything I want as a young man not quite yet of a certain age.



(when I reach that age, I'll probably want 18 year-old trannies in catholic school girl uniforms.)