naomi klein

she's a critic of globalization and she's hot:



she can shock my doctrine any... oh, forget it.

sarah silverman in magical pushup bra

from maxim:



that's a borderline want. but she's gotta keep the bra on. and do really, really weird kinky shit. like hump an invisible lolcat.

by the way, the secret of the push-up bra? it turns the breasts sideways.

abedin huma

came across Abedin Huma's name in this week's New Yorker, where she's described as:

a strikingly attractive woman of Indian and Pakistani descent who recently showed up in a photo spread in Vogue.

well, here she is:



meh. not as irresistible as I was led to believe. bit of a horse face. but I find the idea that she munches Hillary's carpet kinda hot. do they let Bill watch?

holly you

Asian: check
braces: check
cleavage: check
weird 80s motif: check
second person pronoun for last name: check

To quote George Frideric Handel: Holly-You-Yeah!

children of the anne geddes

walked by an anne geddes shop today. is there anything creepier? furry pedophilia.

happy birthday, virginia madsen

virginia madsen is 46 today. really. look it up.

the new britney

am I the only one who thinks britney is hotter than ever? I guess so. oh well, more for me. suckahs.

salma hayek

there's been a lot of not around here lately. to make up for it, a bit of good old-fashioned unadulterated want:



damn, that's want!

kate hudson

not. well, not enough to slash my wrists anyway. even if she does surf.