zerulia

once gonewild now gone but not forgotten.

zerulia was my first gonewild fixation. I was sorry to discover today her account gone. not sure how long it's been. still my favorite. almost forgot her name so I thought I'd better record it here for time immemorial.

can find a great portofolio of her work here: fapproved.com

wendy davis

american hero and pretty hot:

rachel sklar

a woman who definitely knows how to cross her arms:

on my li.st

thatjjgirl

r/gonewild was made for healthy upstanding members of society like me. I should probably set up a reddit account.

thatjjgirl pushes all my buttons: buxom, asian, coy, sexy office attire. I'd love to cut out for a lunchtime asian massage after ogling her all morning.



her bio:

I'm Asian, yes. Chinese, in fact.
Yes, my username is relevant! (30JJ)
That mark on my left breast is actually a scar from a biopsy I had a few years back. It was a benign lump, but I have to live with that scar. = (
Don't worry, I'll be posting again!

kelia moniz

another amazing surfer chick. I want to be stitch to her lilo.

a little too cute to arouse my deepest perversions. such a beautiful image.

nao omura

nao and kelly slater should have like 15 kids. it would be the start of new species of genetically superior aqua people.

for more of her, see google images

maya gabeira

this chick:

is the same chick as this chick:

maya gabeira gives a whole new meaning to the phrase psycho hot chick.

salomé

there is a photograph that has always disturbed me. it comes not from the depths of the /b/ board, but from richard elleman's oscar wilde biography, where it is identified as oscar wilde himself:



part of the horror was the irrepressible urge to fondle his man-breasts. (plus it didn't really look like his nose to me.) so it was with great relief that I learned today from an old guardian article that neither photo nor breasts are those of oscar wilde. they belong to alice guszalewicz, a hungarian soprano. wilde, and my heterosexual pretensions, are vindicated.

yvonne craig

as batgirl, source of my first and, as we go to press, last boner.



also played green pole-dancing alien in original star trek. this woman has led a full life.

katy perry

very few photos have the power to arouse me in and of themselves. this one did:

renee rosnes

renee rosnes is one of those canadian jazz pianists who will look awkward and even homely one moment:



then amazingly beautiful and desirable the next:



(with the aptly named maucha adnet)

elna baker

I admit, as a weird little postmodern deviant who has imagined almost every sort of depravity, and even ended up doing a few of them: the internet has spoiled me. nothing is sacred. nothing is unphotographed and posted on the /b/ boards at irregular intervals.

so it only makes sense that things should come full circle and the only thing that can excite me nowadays is a geeky 27 year-old mormon virgin:



more photos here: elnabaker.com

bachmann-palin overdrive

the stupidity — well, not stupidity, the willful ignorance — of these two is exceeded only by their absolute milfy-ness.



we had nailin' palin. we need a nasty bachmann-palin threesome.

katheryn bigelow

that's not the oscar for best director she's holding:



that's the oscar for hottest fucking babe at the academy awards.

marina abramović

is marina abramović really 63 years-old?



apparently. she must have made a deal with the devil. and I don't blame him.



that's what I call a sexegenarian. and she's got one of the best google image searches out there. even on moderated, it's dirty.

now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go lay in my seedbed.

christina hendricks

one word: want




(By the way, I don't think her tresses are real.)

taryn simon

taryn simon is a strikingly beautiful photographer who takes interesting pictures and uses tedious academic jargon.



this photo is attributed to her, but I'm not sure if she is in the photo or not:



for her lecture on photographs of secret sites, see this ted lecture:

taryn simon photographs secret sites

susan atkins

susan atkins died today. she was definitely the most wantable of the manson girls:



well, that is, if you don't count sharon tate.

but a life of evil will take its toll:



appropriately she died of brain cancer. but a funny technicality. she made what to all accounts was a sincere conversion to christianity a number of years ago. so there's a good chance she's in heaven right now (if you go in for that sort of thing.)

looking at some of her old photos, i wonder if the world would have been any better served if she had just finished high school, gone to some state college, and ended up a housewife in some orange county suburb.

hannah giles

hannah giles is either a 20 year old college student who became interested in acting as a prostitute for right-wing media outlets or a 20 year-old prostitute who sometimes shows up for class. either way, she's hot. and not afraid to do kinky, depraved things in front of a camera.

mariah carey

haven't wanted but all of the sudden I can't get enough of mariah carey.



I predict she's going to be hot until she's at least 60.



and, no, I still can't name one of her songs.