renee rosnes

renee rosnes is one of those canadian jazz pianists who will look awkward and even homely one moment:



then amazingly beautiful and desirable the next:



(with the aptly named maucha adnet)

nikki haley

she's a successful businesswoman and rising star in the teabagger movement. she's poised to be the non-white, non-male governor of south carolina, the state that puts the "ole south" in "good ole south". and best of all, she's (allegedly) loose.



but she's a bit mannish looking. so a sloppy meh.

elna baker

I admit, as a weird little postmodern deviant who has imagined almost every sort of depravity, and even ended up doing a few of them: the internet has spoiled me. nothing is sacred. nothing is unphotographed and posted on the /b/ boards at irregular intervals.

so it only makes sense that things should come full circle and the only thing that can excite me nowadays is a geeky 27 year-old mormon virgin:



more photos here: elnabaker.com