elvira

You know what's creepy?

Elvira still looks hot after all these year. She was a VILF (Vampiress I'd Like to...) back when I was a kid watching her on channel 9. She must be undead. Totally necro-erotic.

beyoncé

Man, look at those thighs. Like chocolate thunder.

I want to just put my head between them and have her squeeze.

There ought to be somewhere you can go and pay for that. Like a salon. Or Disneyland.