sasha-frere jones

or S.F. Jones, as I like to call him. music critic, new yorker.



was I the only one who thought he was some hip hot black chick?

friendster shirl

just got an email from friendster saying the babe below left me a message on friendster.



unfortunately, I don't remember my friendster login. but I'm sure the message was all about how she wants to sex me up.

keely shaye smith

otherwise known as Mrs. Pierce Brosnan. she's been catching a lot of flack this week for wearing a bikini out in public.



now I'm generally not into the whole bbw thing. but I think this woman is sexy. you see, it's all in the proportion. (she does have a little too much of the fatty in her face.)

team jelena

with the australian open underway, I introduce: the women's doubles team of my dreams.



jelena dokic / jelena jankovic

(damn, that thigh turns me on...)

got milk?

I know I'm supposed to be appalled, outraged, politically charged by this. instead, I'm inappropriately aroused. of course, it plays right to my lactation fetish.

padma lakshmi

Host of a show called Top Chef that I've never seen:



I want her to cook me dinner. Then I want her for dessert. But I want dessert first.

As for Salman, the jihadists can have him.