xmas want list

if I had more time, I'd do a 30 days of xmas advent calendar sort of thing. but xmas parties to attend, shopping to do. so let's just get to the top of my list.

at the top of my list this year, 63 year-old british actress helen mirren:



look at those abs! her secret: "I have no maternal instinct whatsoever." childbirth deforms a woman. children ruin her.

I read somewhere dame helen speaks russian. i love russian.

merry xmas to all and to all merry exes.